Sunday, 19 May 2013

Seven types of girls

There are typically seven types of GIRLS:-

HARD DISK Girl: Remember everything forever.
RAM Girl: Forgets about you……the moment you turn her off.
SCREENSAVER Girl: These are just for looking.
INTERNET Girl: Very difficult to access.
SERVER Girl: Always busy when needed.
MULTIMEDIA Girl: She will make horrible things look beautiful.
VIRUS Girl: This type of girl is normally known as 'WIFE'…………Once it enters your system. It never leaves even if you try formatting.!!!!!!!

Masters Of Wife

A Prospective husband goes to a famous Book Store in the City Mall.

He asked the sales girl: Do You have a book called "Husbands The Masters of Wife".

Sales Girl gently replied: Sir, The Comic Department is on the 2nd Floor.........:)


Friday, 17 May 2013

Make A Wish



Husband to Wife: I found a Aladdin’s lamp today…………..

Wife: That’s great…….What did you ask for my darling??????

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain intelligence “FIVE” times……..

Wife: Oh my sweetie…..I love you so much…..Did he do that???????

Husband: He laughed a lot and said Multiplication doesn't apply on ZERO………....

Thursday, 16 May 2013

Everything Becoming Less

Welcome To The 21st Century.............


CLEVEREST SCRABBLE EVER !!!!!




   1. PRINCESS DIANA

     When you rearrange the letters:


     END IS A CAR SPIN


  2.  MONICA LEWINSKY

     When you rearrange the letters:

 
    
NICE SILKY WOMAN
 
3.  DORMITORY


     When you rearrange the letters:


     DIRTY ROOM

 
4. ASTRONOMER


    When you rearrange the letters:


    MOON STARER

 

5. DESPERATION


    When you rearrange the letters:


    A ROPE ENDS IT

 

6. THE EYES


    When you rearrange

 
    THEY SEE

 

7. A DECIMAL POINT


    When you rearrange the letters:


    I M A DOT IN PLACE
 

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE…………………………  

8. MOTHER-IN-LAW

    When you rearrange the letters:


    WOMAN HITLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shortest Joke Ever..............:)

SHORTEST JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor to a married Man: How is your HEADACHE.............

Man (smiling): SHE is fine..........

Wednesday, 15 May 2013

A Nice Story......:)

A little bird was flying back to home in a chilly winter. The bird froze and fell to the ground.

Suddenly a cow came by her side and dropped some dung on it.

The Bird began to realize how warm it was and soon she began to sing with joy.

A passing cat nearby heard the bird singing and dug him out....cleaned him and ate him.

Moral of the Story :

Firstly, Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.

Secondly, Not everyone who gets you out of it is your friend.

And Finally..........When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.